This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a sharp, sarcastic vibe for medical professionals and anyone with a dry sense of humor. The front shows a bold, icon-style doctor image with a cheeky line that reads “I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one,” balanced in subtle, readable type. The shirt’s clean silhouette and smooth fabric keep the message front-and-center without feeling heavy. Wear it between shifts, at casual meetups, or when you want to let your personality do the talking — it’s comfortable enough to be worn all day and unapologetic enough to start conversations.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (Softstyle) — lightweight, smooth 153 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — keeps shape and prevents stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for extra comfort; DTF sleeve and neck prints where applicable
- Meets safety and sustainability standards (Oeko-Tex, US cotton sourcing) and includes a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
